What does FAQ stand for?
It's duck-speak for Canadian mallards. It means "quack".

No, really, what is it?
FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions.

No kidding?
Nope.

Does this page actually have any useful content for consumers?
We doubt it.

Can you tell me anything applicable to questions people may have?
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Hey, that was actually useful.
And that wasn't a question.

What's the meaning of life?
Hey, look at the time, we gotta go.